事案 No. 023 · 日常のやばい
Furniture Gorilla
力 / 組み立て魂
Verified · 確認済Danger ●●●○○
Subject assembled a flat-pack shelf with the intensity of an Olympic final. Two screws left over. Refuses to acknowledge them. The shelf, remarkably, holds.
- Power
- 99
- Patience
- 30
- Reads manual
- 12
Confiscated: Cordless drill · Flat-pack shelf · Instruction booklet
Known rival: Strongman Elephant
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